Does anyone remember American Pie? I do, it was witty, sharp, poignant, and I was 17. It was Porky's for a new generation and just like that movie American Pie hit all the rights notes my one track 17 year old mind was listening for. Not to mention that Tara Reid was amazing, she was smoking hot with that great raspy voice to top it off. I know she has been going down hill for some time and this doesn't come as a surpirse to me, but I saw this picture on the internet today and it make me stop and ask, "What the HELL happened to her?" (Is it pronounced Tar-ruh or Tear-ruh, oh who gives a shit this bitch is fugly now)
Just as a reminder this is what she used to look like when I was 17:
Honestly, after both American Pie movies I saw in high school and Van Wilder when I was in college, I thought this girl had a 15 year career on looks alone. Who cares about acting, that hasn't mattered in Hollywood in at least 20 years. But, the last movie she has done that didn't go straight to DVD was Van Wilder, (Her IMDB.com pic is from American Pie 2 look) because look at her. This girl doesn't even have what it takes to work at the Hip Hugger in Kokomo, Indiana anymore. I would rather fuck an apple pie with shards of glass in it, than hold this fug bitches hand for one second on the streets of Chicago. Sorry Tara, I guess we'll always have those great 95 minutes back in the summer of 1999, good luck now that you sunk the career of a plastic surgeon, talent manager, agent, and your own.
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