Dems the rules.

Now its a party.

This post is for the guys not so much for the ladies, well actually nevermind this is definitely for the ladies. If your girl doesn't already know make sure she reads this carefully. These are the universal rules for doing the no pants dance.

1. You have to lick it.
2. Before you stick it.
3. You have to make it nice and wet.
4. Before you hit it.
   

It's just science. Everyone can thank me in the comments section.