Dems the rules.

Now its a party.

This post is for the guys not so much for the ladies, well actually nevermind this is definitely for the ladies. If your girl doesn't already know make sure she reads this carefully. These are the universal rules for doing the no pants dance.

1. You have to lick it.
2. Before you stick it.
3. You have to make it nice and wet.
4. Before you hit it.
   

It's just science. Everyone can thank me in the comments section.

No Bullshit, just hardwork

No speed limit in this work zone.

It's when I see things like this I'm glad I am a Colts fan. My team could have players that change their name to OchoCinco or do push ups in their driveway and then try to commit suicide just for attention.

Some may call this a ploy for attention instead of what it is: a message being sent to the entire team, media, and fanbase. Reggie is now the man with Marvin gone and is going to out work, out play, and out perform every WR on the team and in the NFL.

This picture says it all. When he does something, he goes all the way. If it is NFL receiver, it means being arguably a top 3 WR in the league. If it is emphasizing hardwork and a no bullshit attitude to open up camp, it means renting a dump truck, wearing a safety vest, googles, hardhat, and earplugs. If this was Terrell Owens it would be the fans/media that would need the earplugs. If this was Dante Stallworth, he would have hit someone pulling out of the parking lot. If this was Plaxico Burress he wouldn't have obtained the proper permit to drive the damn thing. One last thing, if the Colts make it to Miami again this year for the Super Bowl, I hope he drives this rolling metaphor to media day.